SONIC VIP ACCESS · TARGET DECEMBER 2026
The velvet rope is still in beta.
“A queue is just a list that has learned patience.”
— Master Sonic, keeping his place
Master Sonic knows what a VIP is. He is currently less certain where the door handle goes. Full member access is planned for December 2026; that is a target on a calendar, not a prophecy etched into a suspiciously confident stone tablet.
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